The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

You're Missed!

Hello Baby,

Hope you are having great fun now, combing the streets of Osaka and Toyko, gawking at kawaii-neh schoolgirls, drowning down Asahi beer and admiring the trendiest Jipon lifestyle street wear.

Do keep warm and cozy, and please try to refrain from spending all your hard-earned money buying the latest Head Porter, BAPE and all those clever-Japanese-designed-clotheswear.

And if, like what Charmz, Colin Kwek, Liting, Alice and WK said, that you might be spending most nights entertaining bosses in the KTVs in Japan, then you better think twice before getting yourself drunk and wasted. Because the next thing you know when you are back, BanBan will be sliced to 2304 pieces (or to the maximum number of slices she can be sliced to from her long, stinky body to the last bit of her waggy tail), just to make you regret.

Nevertheless, you are missed every single day, from the moment my iphone wakes me up, to the last second before i enter LaLa Land. And i hope you will still have a fun, safe and exciting trip at Nippon Land.

See you real soon!

Shoot it with Giant

Photoshoot with Giant again! o.O

Had to do this shoot, because i need to earn moolah to pay for BenBen's birthday parrrrtayyyy!

P/S I spent all that day's earnings at The Market Place @ Raffles City just by buying chips, cheese, ham and fruits for his parrrtaaaay!


Benben's nice enough to accompany me through out the whole photoshoot. So sweet!

And Giant Hypermart likes to dress me up to make me feel closer to my mom. I swear i've seen my mom wore a polo shirt similar to this... or isit from the next door aunty?

And its been a long time since i wore a polo T! Hrrmmm, actually its quite trendy rite. Nautical stripes! Very comfy too! You can still find top-grade cotton polo T-shirts selling at Giant.

And BenBen asked me to buy that pair of black pumps. He said its actually nicer than what i was wearing that day. @.@

Thanks to Zhao Na for doing up my make-up, thanks to the very efficient photographer who wrapped up after a mere 20mins and thanks to Giant Hypermart too!

*MuacKz!*

Say goodbye to tan lines!

Look who is in the house!

Banana Boat's formulated Sunscreen Lotions and Lipbalm in the house! *plus my huge celebrity shades. S$5 only can.

Outdoor activities are cool, but getting sunburnt and freckles are not!

Protect your skin with all-time-favourite outdoor sunscreen lotion by Banana Boat. I have no idea what other sunblock lotion brands are there in the market, cuz i've been using Banana Boat my whole life. Most trusted!

Now comes with the Oil-Free Faces Sunscreen Lotion SPF23, especially reformulated for your delicate face! Non-greasy and won't clog pores wor.

Easily absorps so less possibility of leaving embarrassing white residue on your faces. Haha! I bet that happened to you before rite!

Good to use if you are heading for an afternoon at the beach. Will not leave your face too sticky nor oily so you can play freely!

Oh, and please don't forget to protect your lips too. Blackened or peeling lips are a sure no-no. So make sure you use a lipbalm with at least SPF30 whenever you are heading outdoors for a long period of time!

Benben is suffering from cold sore on his lips now as a result from the over exposure of sunlight after his weekly soccer matches. =(

Am going to force him to apply the Banana Boat Sunscreen Lip Balm now.

Please, if you are planning an overseas trip to somewhere of higher altitude, get a lipbalm with SPF too! UV rays are more damaging when you are at a higher altitude. So please protect your lips before its too late.

My choice for vacation/day at the beach: Banana Boat Aloe Vera Vitamin E Lip Balm with SPF30!

Woah, my face is huge here.

And my most trusted Sunscreen Lotion for face and body is here! (but i prefer to use this on body only tho)

The Sports Sunscreen with SPF50!

New formula makes it less greasy, less thick and very water/sweat resistant.

I've to use it every Saturday, when i accompany Benben for his soccer matches. The secret to snow-white skin, just use a good sunscreen!

Its sweat and water resistant, but if you are going to swim or get yourself wet, do reapply at frequent intervals ok. We cannot give UV rays a chance to turn us into a shade darker!

As the formula promises, its really less sticky and less thick in texture, as compared to the older versions.

You still can feel that you've applied a layer of lotion on your skin, but its less greasy now. So your bf can still slide his hands around your arm s comfortably la.

Also, the clever people at Banana Boat has came out with the AvoTriplex Technology (pls dun ask me what the hell is that. i'm not a Chemist) to protect users for a longer period of time.

And if you're going to stock up for a new sunscreen, get the year-end value packs now because they come with discounts up to 25% off the usual prices! Check Banana Boat out at all leading retailers now!

Have a protected happy holiday!

Feed ur hair with Liese!

LIESE ---> Say "Lee-say" with me! (yes, sir, that's how you pronounce it!)

Now that i have rebonded my hair, i spent more effort and time taking care of it and making sure that they are always hydrated.

If you don't already know, rebonded hair are more prone to frizziness and dryness, and if you are not careful, you might even spot split ends too. Eeeeeek!


Liese [pron: "Lee-say"] introduces the Juicy Moisturising Hair Mist, to save your hairy mane!


If you are not bought over by the sweet raspberry scent, then you will definitely get it because it comes in a spray!


So it means that you will not get your fingers oily and sticky when you hydrate and moisturise your hair!


Tower-dry your hair after shower and spray 2 or 3 times, 15cm away from your hair.

And just feel the difference the whole day! Light-weight and does not weigh your hair down. I'l recommend you to use it if you have to blow-dry your hair everyday. Protects the other most layer of your hair!


I also choose the Clear Cube Wax from Liese!


Please don't be amazed, but i actually use hair wax very often.

Hair wax is less heavy and is more natural than hair gel, that's why all your bfs and guy friends are using them so much.


Liese Clear Cube Wax comes in 6 different holding power, number 1 being the least, and number 6 being the strongest.

To be safe, i choose number 3!


Well, if you are going to do cheer stunts, then probably you might want to get holding power 6.

Haha, but if you just want your ponytail to be neat and tidy, sans any fly-away hair, then holding power 3 is just nice!

Both the Liese available at all leading supermarkets, hypermarts, Guardian and Watsons.


Time for raspberry pretty silky hair now!

Add me on Tweeter!

I'm blogging so little because I'm so busy getting my hands on High Noon and We Doodle!

You should download it onto your iPhone too! Free! Very addictive, cannot stop playing. Hee...

Alternatively, add me on your Twitter list! I update at the most alarming rate. Haha!

Find me on Twitter and search for "reginetang" ok. See ya Twit-lites!

Wipe them clean!

Tell me which chick doesn't put on make-up.

I can't live without my magic kit! I put on make-up at least 6times a week, and everytime the layer of cement stays on my face for more than 12hours (omg, sometimes i wonder how does my face breathe!?)


Get your own FREE Biore Sample kit which consist of 1 Travel size of Biore Makeup Remover for Eye & Lip, 1 Travel size of Biore Cleansing Oil Cotton Sheets(2 Pcs) here!

But no matter how much powder you can pile on your face, you must always remember to REMOVE ALL TRACES of it before bedtime!!!

My most trusted make-up remover products. I swear by these two!

1. Biore Make Up Remover for Eyes and Lips
   
   
2. Biore Cleansing Oil Cotton Facial Sheets
   

At the end of the day, the first thing to do when i reach home is to STRIP MY FACE OFF ANY TRACES OF MAKE-UP~

To remove any eye make-up (ie eye-liner, eye-shadow, eye highlighter, mascara, eyebrow pencil, eye glitters, faux eyelashes, eyelash glue, or whatever you can have on your eyelids), always use a delicate remover!

Save your poor, sparse lashes from more harmful substances by choosing a delicate remover that dissolves even the most stubborn mascara.

Choose the Biore Make-up Remover for Eye and Lip!

I've used my blackest, darkest, most waterproof and smudge-proof eye-liner (from Maybelline) and also my favourite Mac darkest navy blue eyeshadow here.

Soak 5 or 6 drops of the Biore remover on a cotton pad.

Press lightly over coloured area (your eyes la) and hold for 5 seconds.

The Mac eyeshadow is easily removed! Maybelline's blackest and darkest eyeliner left a trail. But don't worry, use the opposite side of the cotton pad and swipe on your lash line lightly again.

Ta-dah! All traces of make-up removed!!! Simple as that!

With your eyes cleaned (and also much smaller because you've removed all your eye-liner), its time to remove all other make-up that were piled on your face for the past 12hours.

Biore Cleansing Oil Cotton Facial Sheets, Number 1 in Japan!

I've been using the Biore Facial Sheets for the past few months already. Initially I was using the Simple Facial Wipes, but after getting the free samples from Biore 3months ago, i was an immediate convert.

The Biore Facial Sheets comes in a pack of 40pcs and its much cheaper then the Simple Wipes! (read more to get your free samples too!)

I'd recommend you all to get the box, tgt with the wipes. It contains the wipes and keeps it wet and fresh. Tried and tested! My facial wipes could last me 1.5months and the last piece still remains wet.

Its more convenient to pull out from the box too! Clean and easy!

Although the Biore wipes are smaller than the Simple wipes, I felt that its sufficient for the whole surface area of my face. Haha!

You can use it if you are suffering from mild sensitive skin like me.

It removes my BB cream, loose powder, blusher, highlighter and whatever you can pile on your face, efficiently!

Facial wipes are the best invention around, so very convenient and its a must-bring when going on holidays, stay-overs, etc.

In fact you can also save on your eye remover solution because the Biore wipes could even remove your mascara easily! But i'd suggest you to use the wipes on your eyes only once a while. The skin around our eyes are the most delicate part you know!

Just remember not to tug on your skin when you are removing make-up ok!

After using the wipes, just wash your face normally with your usual facial foam, and you skin will thank you for that!

Thank you Biore for the best invention for removing stubborn make-up so easily!

Now, you can also get your FREE Biore Sample kit which consist of 1 Travel size of Biore Makeup Remover for Eye & Lip, 1 Travel size of Biore Cleansing Oil Cotton Sheets(2 Pcs) here!

Use them when you are going for your gym and yoga classes, or when u are off to your favourite holiday destination, or when you are staying over at the chalet/gf's PJ party/bf's cribb!

Convenient and you don't have to bring your whole retail pack! Get as many as you want!!!

Say 'Hello' to fresh and clean skin again!